The Fire Rises!!

Finally, the wait is over. The exciting conclusion to Christoper Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises has been released.

This movie is EPIC!! Running at 2 hours 45 minutes, this movie bookends the realistic Batman Universe created by Nolan. It is jammed packed with story, characters, locations, and action. It may sound like a long movie, but it moves quickly and you will enjoy trying to keep up.

The film takes place 8 years after the events in The Dark Knight. You should know all the characters by now so not much time is spent on Batman in the beginning of the film. You are instead introduced to the new characters like Bane, Selina Kyle, and John Blake. All this new characters are tied to Bruce Wayne in some way. Nolan's story has always been about how Bruce Wayne lives in this world he has created so it is not a surprise.

Christian Bale is excellent as both Bruce Wayne and Batman once again. I know everyone wants to see the Caped Crusader, but I really enjoy watching the evolution of Bruce Wayne. He keeps the emotional intensity high throughout the entire movie. I was very pleased with his performance.

Tom Hardy as Bane is magnificent. Bane is extremely intelligent, very strong with quick reflexes, and completely menacing. You'll be blown away on how quickly he moves in some action scenes. I have to give Tom Hardy a ton of credit. He has intensity, and he has to give a performance with only gestures and well timed facial expressions because he wears a mask throughout the entire film. I really liked his version of Bane. He is not a man to be trifled.

Anne Hathaway was better than expected. She plays Selina/Catwoman with more confidence and collectiveness than previous actresses. She is tough when needed and also witty when it calls for it.

Gary Oldman continues his great portrayal of Commissioner Gordon. I watch him and only see Gordon, not an actor.

The huge surprise is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He knocks it out of the park. His character is the lynchpin of the entire movie. Not going to spoil anything more than that.



TDKR is definitely L-Legendary status. The movie wraps up the three films nicely. It will take you on a ride with plenty of twist and turns. This is truly the end of the Dark Knight saga as we know it. I know WB and DC have plans on continuing the franchise, but it is going to be very difficult to even come close to what Nolan and Bale have created. I would suggest they leave it alone and have it become more that a movie. Have it become a Legend!!

Amazing Spider-Man

Rebooting movies is it good or bad? 

Thanks to the success of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, movie studios are thinking it is a great idea. Everything is getting reboot treatment. Warner Bros is already planning for the second Batman franchise reboot after Nolan wraps up his trilogy with The Dark Knight Rises, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

The Amazing Spider-Man is the latest reboot to be released. Many were not sure that the Spider-Man franchised needed a reboot. Spider-Man 3 was released 5 years ago. It was still very popular property for Columbia Pictures. So why retell the story?

Easy answer... to change the tone. The previous Spider-Man movies were humorous, exciting, and at moments campy. This new Spider-man is striving to be serious, emotionally intense, and suspenseful. ASM has a darker tone with a hint of realism. Comic book lovers no longer just want to see their beloved heroes live on the big screen. They also want a possibility that it could be part of reality. 

You will be surprised how far the movie markers will push their reality. These characters are not inside comic books. I am not going into it any more so not to spoil the movie if you haven't seen it yet. You understand what I mean when you see it.

I like Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker. You will see a more modern view of "Midtown High's Professional Wallflower". Not just a geeky nerd, he is more of a loner that is into more than just science. He is a skateboarder, and a smart-ass. He walks around with his earbuds in his ears. He doesn't want to share his existence with his classmates, and he is ok with that. Maybe he speaks his mind at inappropriate times. Yet that is what makes him relatable.

Emma Stone was great as Gwen Stacy. She was cute and smart, yet I felt her character was passed over and not seen as much as was needed. Hoping her role expands as the foreseeable sequels are made.

I was really surprised by the Lizard. He wasn't just an uncontrollable monster. He was quick, smart, menacing, and at times slightly terrifying. I was relieved by this because I did have my fears that this character wasn't going to live up to his potential. Rhys Ifans did a great job as Curt Conners/The Lizard. His performance transforms along with his character, and that is great because he should be both characters not just the Dr. and the CGI.

The Amazing Spider-Man gets A - Awesome. It was darker, raw, gritty, and felt much different from the previous movies. The story was very condensed and a lot of questions were left answered. That is probably due to the fact this is meant to be a trilogy already in planning. Go see ASM!! Also if you have the option, see it in IMAX 3D. The web slinging and fight scenes are great in the 3D format. I usually hate 3D, but not with this movie.

I am a huge Spider-Man fan so some may think my opinion be a bit bias.  Maybe it is, but I also know good movies when I see them. If a movie sucks, I will concede to the fact even if I liked the film. So my review is not just fanboy praise. This movie will pave the way to bigger and even better Spider-Man films. I can't wait!!

'Nuf said!!

Snow White and The Huntsman

You may have remembered this film in glorious Technicolor



Well this new movie is not your mother's Snow White.

Snow White and the Huntsman is yet another 'retelling' of the legendary story. It wants to be tougher, grittier version, but I'm not sure if it gets that accomplished. I felt that the makers of this movie wanted to make two movies, but they didn't have completely enough material so they just jammed everything into this one. In doing so, I feel that there was no character development what so ever for any character. I didn't care what happened to anyone. Some characters die yet I had no time to even grow a connection to care.

Whether or not you like Kristen Stewart, I just can't watch her act. She always has the same look on her face, where she drops her jaw and slightly opens her mouth. All I do is just stare at her two buck teeth. It also seemed that there were way to many shots of just her face in the movie. Also her character goes from naive girl to badass warrior in flip of a switch. No training. No coaxing. She's ready to go; she's ready to lead an attack. Don't worry about it.

Also thanks to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, little people are now being replaced by normal people for dwarf roles in fantasy movies. This must really piss off Peter Dinklage. I like how this was done in the LOTR, but if they start doing this in every movie, then audiences may start to bore of it.

So this retelling is suppose to make you believe that Snow White could be more than a fairy tale. They even added a big battle scene (which was very short) and war to help make it feel more realistic. Yet they give you no reason to care if they win the battle other that Snow White is goooood and Evil  Queen is baaaad. There needed to be some heart felt conflict. Some type of realization point that the Evil Queen needs to be defeated by Snow White. There are so many things I want to tell you about this movie that just doesn't make any since, but I promised that I will not give out spoilers.

Instead I will suggest you see Snow White and the Huntsman, but you may want to wait for the DVD release. I give it l - Lame. It was almost Entertaining but I just can't get pass how they tried to jam so much into the movie. Although, the film making was beautiful. Some of the scenes were amazingly crafted, yet there was no substance within the story to help.

Side note - Why would anyone want to watch a Katy Perry in 3D?

MIB 3

Back in 1997, we had this:



Then in 2002, we had this:



Now it's 2012 and we have this:


Now what's wrong with this picture?  That's right!  Albeit, "Back in Time" by Pitbull is a catchy track, a "Men in Black" movie just doesn't seem right without Will Smith providing the theme song for it!

When I first heard that MIB 3 was going into production, my inner 16 year old jumped for joy!  But then I started hearing rumors about production being plagued by creative differences, script rewrites, Will Smith being a bit a of a diva on set, etc.  Then the news of Pitbull providing the theme song hit and all hopes and dreams of a great movie came tumbling down.

Now here we are...May 25th 2012 and I just came out of the midnight showing...WOW!  The movie definitely captured the essence that made the first movie so great.  The chemistry between agents J & K is as witty as it was and even more so with a younger Agent K being played by Josh Brolin!  He got Tommy Lee Jones down to a T!  He nailed everything!  From his facial expressions, to the way he talked was spot on!  One of the things I liked about the MIB franchise was the movie's ability to include the aliens but not making them "all up in your face."  They just made them seem like they're part of everyday life, which they are in the MIB universe.  Seeing the Men in Black operation in the 60's was pretty cool.  They really tapped into the stereotypical, retro, science fiction alien looks too.  

Without spoiling too much of the traveling back in time plot to save Agent K, the movie definitely comes full circle.  In my opinion, fans of the franchise will be pleased.  I know I was.

I give this move an "A" for Awesome simply because in my opinion, it was.  The movie brings a viewer like me, a fan since the original, a sense of nostalgia.  It takes you "back in time," with an essence that makes you feel like your 16 again for a couple hours.

So grab your popcorn and cherry coke and get ready to time travel!

P.S.  Randomness: if you were to put all the theme song titles together you'd come up with "Here come the Men in Black" while you "Nod ya head" "Back in Time."

It's 4am, I'm tired...don't judge.  LOL!

Battleship

Now I know some people are going give me H-E-Double hockey sticks for saying this...but...Battleship was actually an enjoyable movie!  Let's just say this, check your brain in at the door and take the movie for what it is.  A summer movie with action, cheesy acting, & BIG explosions!  Oh yeah, can't forget the awesome scenery provided by the Hawaiian Islands!

How this board game...

...became this movie?  Is beyond me!  Hahaha

Despite the obvious fact that the movie has absolutely nothing to do with the game with the exception of actual Battleships, the movie will no doubt seem familiar.  From the main character's introduction a la "Con-Air", alien invasion in the vain of "ID4", the heroes in slow motion in the style of "Armageddon", the J.J. Abrams lens flares a la Star Trek though not as incessant.  And probably the most obvious of all..."Transformers!"  Well the same toy company that brought us Transformers also gave us kids of the 80's Battleship.  

To put it simply, if you're gonna critique the movie to death, why bother.  If you just want turn your brain off, and have fun at the movies then Battleship is the movie for you!  

I give the movie and "E" for entertained because that's exactly what it did....It entertained with  awesome special effects, great action scenes, & breathtaking Hawaiian Island scenery.

P.S.  Stay through the credits for a post credit scene...trust me, you'll have time to jam to the bathroom and come back.  

Wait til Next Year!!

So last week, I missed Battleship. I missed The Dictator. I was sick at home...all weekend, but did see one movie before my illness. More on that later. I guess I will get my chance to possibly see those two movies, although I am not hearing good things. I will get my second chance because G.I. Joe Retaliation, which was set to be released June 29, will now be pushed to release in March 2013.

Paramount has had the brilliant idea to rework G.I. Joe Retaliation so it will be in 3D. They also believe that by moving it to March they will get greater numbers much like The Hunger Games.

I believe this is crap!

How does Paramount think that moving a possible summer blockbuster out of the summer in any way is a good idea? If more people go to the movies in March than the summertime then this blog would be called Spring Legendary Movie Review. What happened to all those trailers and promos to get us pumped to see G.I. Joe? Why did they pay for  a very expensive spot to air a trailer during the Super Bowl? Will they re-rack it for next year's Super Bowl? This just pisses me off. Paramount only hopes to make slightly more money by converting this movie to 3D.

You want to know what this is really about? I believe Paramount sees that G.I. Joe comes out 4 days before Amazing Spider-Man and 3 weeks before The Dark Knight Rises, and they don't see any chance of making any type of profit. Yes, it is all about money. Movies in 3D have higher ticket prices. March 2013 is wide open with no competition. Yeah.... I'm sure this is a GREAT financial move for Paramount.

Moving on....

I did see Dark Shadows before I was stricken by illness. Now I am a fan of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, but man, I wish they would stop teaming up to make movies. I thought the movie was entertaining enough, but it really didn't have anything memorable about it. The story was very basic and most of the supporting cast was less that great. Depp was great as usual. Five minutes into the movie you sight of Depp and only see his character. He has a knack for that.

I thought it was E - Entertaining. It was funny at times. Since the movie was suppose to be a parody of a show in the 70's, I think it would have been better to have been released maybe ten years ago. I only say that because someone my age wouldn't remember the 70's, and we are the ones with all the money paying for these movies.

Next week, MIB III

Avengers Assemble!!!

After a long wait, the 2012 Summer Movie Season has arrived!

The season opens with probably one of the most anticipated movie team-ups of the summer. With years of planning, and five movies leading up to it, Marvel has finally released The Avengers!!

Back in 2008, when Iron Man was released, not many believed that a movie like Avengers would be possible. Doubters stated that Avengers has too many central characters with deep back stories and it couldn't be pulled off. Then Marvel decided to make a bunch of individual movies to help tell those stories of the central characters. Iron Man was a hit that hinted at the team-up, followed by Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, and Captain America.

All these previous movies began laying the story path for Avengers by connecting the movies to each other with small cameo crossovers. Still doubters would say, "How do you get these characters to intermingle in one movie?"

Answer: Flawlessly

Without giving away too much of the movie, (I'm not going to describe scenes from the movie to you like most reviews. i.e. Entertainment Weekly) director Joss Whedon found a way merge all the characters together and make the movie flow. He did this by giving each character equal screen time. I didn't feel like one character was more important than another. Each had a pivotal role to play in the movie, and it shows.

RDJr was spectacular as Tony Stark/Iron Man, as usual. Chris Evans also plays Captain America superbly. I was really surprised by Scarlett Johansson. She had a more beefed up role in this movie, and her acting sold her character on many levels throughout the film.

The Avengers is witty and action packed. You will catch yourself getting more and more excited throughout the movie. I was very impressed on how the action scenes play out. It was like organized chaos. No punches are pulled everyone takes a beating.

So lets face it, if you have already seen the five previous Marvel movies, you are going to see The Avengers. You're sorta committed. Sprinkled throughout are hints form those other movies. So look for them.

I give The Avengers - A - Awesome!! I was close to going Legendary because they pulled out the ultimate team-up movie, and it is going to be hard to beat. (TDK just made the bar so damn high) This maybe a little bit too late, Go see The Avengers! IF you haven't seen the other Marvel movies? See those movies NOW!! Then go see Avengers. You don't want to be the only who hasn't, do you?


- note - I am much more of a fan of Iron Man now than I was when the first Iron Man film was released. Since my post from 2008, I've done a lot more back issue reading on the character. If you were wondering that is??