"You know there's a problem when you go to a movie and you can't get lost in it." - Cgarcia05
When is a movie not funny? When it is called Hangover Part 3!
I just don't get what happened with this movie. Wasn't it suppose to be the finale of the Hangover franchise?
I can't even begin to say how much this movie does not live up to the expectations. The story is stupid. The characters have completely changed. The whole plot is wrapped around Leslie Chow (played by Ken Jeong), who is not funny. The schtick is tiresome and annoying. The movie is just not funny.
I don't even want to go any further with this movie.
It is d - Dreadful
Wait for it to come out on DVD if you really want to know how this franchise ends
Side note:
The best part of the night was seeing the newest Man of Steel trailer. I've been trying to avoid all newer Man of Steel promotions because I don't want to know too much about it before I see it. After seeing the newest trailer. I am pumped to see how Superman is going to be vindicated!!
Up Next .... Fast and Furious 6
Friday, May 24, 2013
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Star Trek Into Darkness
Are you ready for more Kirk? More Spock? More Scotty?!
This movie has presented me with a challenge. Talking about any part of this film becomes somewhat of a spoiler. I don't do spoilers!
Since the day it was announced that there was going to be a sequel to Star Trek, the plot has been heavily guarded in secrecy by director J.J. Abrams. This induced an increased amount of internet rumors over the past few years about how the film would turn out. I for one hate constant internet rumors that tend to ruin my perception of the movie once it is released.
So for the first time in this blog's history, I am not going be providing you with links to directors, actors, or movie profiles. That would only put you in the a spoiler filled situation if you haven't seen the movie yet.
Instead I will recite some one word promotional reviews I've been seeing
"Fun" - Lucy O'Brien, IGN
"Exciting" - Ian Freer, Empire
"Fantastic" - Steve Weintraub, Collider
"Epic" - Alex Billington, First Showing
"Crazy Good" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
WOW!! Those are some great reviews!!
I am going to add one of my own "Expectional!!!"- Travelin' Miles - SLMR
Go see Star Trek Into Darkness! It is better that the first movie. Now that we know the characters it is easy to just get lost in the enjoyment of the film. I view Spock as the scene stealer. I was surprised by the villain's power and tenacity. I want you to see this film without having any spoiler material.
So if you haven't see the film. Don't! I mean don't go to any more sites talking about this movie. Go see it! Then feel free to scour the internet clean of all the spoilers you desire.
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
Up Next.... Hangover 3 and Fast & Furious 6
This movie has presented me with a challenge. Talking about any part of this film becomes somewhat of a spoiler. I don't do spoilers!
Since the day it was announced that there was going to be a sequel to Star Trek, the plot has been heavily guarded in secrecy by director J.J. Abrams. This induced an increased amount of internet rumors over the past few years about how the film would turn out. I for one hate constant internet rumors that tend to ruin my perception of the movie once it is released.
So for the first time in this blog's history, I am not going be providing you with links to directors, actors, or movie profiles. That would only put you in the a spoiler filled situation if you haven't seen the movie yet.
Instead I will recite some one word promotional reviews I've been seeing
"Fun" - Lucy O'Brien, IGN
"Exciting" - Ian Freer, Empire
"Fantastic" - Steve Weintraub, Collider
"Epic" - Alex Billington, First Showing
"Crazy Good" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
WOW!! Those are some great reviews!!
I am going to add one of my own "Expectional!!!"- Travelin' Miles - SLMR
Go see Star Trek Into Darkness! It is better that the first movie. Now that we know the characters it is easy to just get lost in the enjoyment of the film. I view Spock as the scene stealer. I was surprised by the villain's power and tenacity. I want you to see this film without having any spoiler material.
So if you haven't see the film. Don't! I mean don't go to any more sites talking about this movie. Go see it! Then feel free to scour the internet clean of all the spoilers you desire.
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
Up Next.... Hangover 3 and Fast & Furious 6
Friday, May 10, 2013
The Great Gatsby....Old Sport
When a movie is adapted from a book, I am a flip-flopper on reading the book before or after I see the movie. You may remember I discussed this in an earlier post.
I truly wanted to read The Great Gatsby before I saw the film. It is thought to be a piece of classical literature, and I also wanted to be familiar with the characters before the movie painted them for me. I really tried. I downloaded the book onto my Kindle, but I kept falling asleep when ever I attempted to read it. The beginning is SOOOOO boring!!
Yet this is not a book review. So onto..
The Great Gatsby
First off, this film is visually stunning, which is excepted by now with films made by Baz Lurhmann. I really enjoyed the various visual techniques. There are too many to go into detail. It is very colorful and vibrant. The scenes are well crafted to stimulate your eyes.
The story is a simple love story. Although I was surprised with a turn it took at the climax. I guess that is a treat for not reading the book first.
I was a bit put off on the choice to use modern day hip hop music (mainly songs by Jay Z) as the score at certain moments throughout the film. It is true that Jay Z is an executive producer, but isn't this movie suppose to be an era film. I thought the the Jay Z songs were a distraction. Who knows what they were thinking. Maybe they thought "kids" today couldn't understand why people in the 1920's would be dancing and partying to big band or jazz music. I just disliked it, plain and simple.
What I did like was Leonardo DiCaprio. He is great in every film that he stars in. He doesn't really transform himself into the character. Leo is always just playing Leo, but man, isn't he great at it. I think they should have kept this role a secret so you would be excited once it is relieved that he is Gatsby. But fat chance that ever happening in our social media world of instant gratification.
I also really like the antagonist Tom Buchanan, played by Joel Edgerton.
I know the audience is suppose to dislike this character because he is in the way of the love story, but I felt he was the most relatable character. Sure he has flaws and secrets that everyone knows about but he still tries to maintain his dignity. I like his acceptance of his role in society. Where as the other characters all wanted something more, and they can't have it.
In the end I liked the movie, just not all that much. It is a good movie to rent on DVD.
I give The Great Gatsby an e - Entertaining.
You may like it for its visuals. You may even be part of the few who like the modern music sprinkled throughout. It can be a movie to like. I just don't see it ever becoming a classic. If you want a classic, read the book.
I think I will give the book one more shot, Old Sport!
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
Next Up.... Star Trek Into Darkness
I truly wanted to read The Great Gatsby before I saw the film. It is thought to be a piece of classical literature, and I also wanted to be familiar with the characters before the movie painted them for me. I really tried. I downloaded the book onto my Kindle, but I kept falling asleep when ever I attempted to read it. The beginning is SOOOOO boring!!
Yet this is not a book review. So onto..
The Great Gatsby
First off, this film is visually stunning, which is excepted by now with films made by Baz Lurhmann. I really enjoyed the various visual techniques. There are too many to go into detail. It is very colorful and vibrant. The scenes are well crafted to stimulate your eyes.
The story is a simple love story. Although I was surprised with a turn it took at the climax. I guess that is a treat for not reading the book first.
I was a bit put off on the choice to use modern day hip hop music (mainly songs by Jay Z) as the score at certain moments throughout the film. It is true that Jay Z is an executive producer, but isn't this movie suppose to be an era film. I thought the the Jay Z songs were a distraction. Who knows what they were thinking. Maybe they thought "kids" today couldn't understand why people in the 1920's would be dancing and partying to big band or jazz music. I just disliked it, plain and simple.
What I did like was Leonardo DiCaprio. He is great in every film that he stars in. He doesn't really transform himself into the character. Leo is always just playing Leo, but man, isn't he great at it. I think they should have kept this role a secret so you would be excited once it is relieved that he is Gatsby. But fat chance that ever happening in our social media world of instant gratification.
I also really like the antagonist Tom Buchanan, played by Joel Edgerton.
I know the audience is suppose to dislike this character because he is in the way of the love story, but I felt he was the most relatable character. Sure he has flaws and secrets that everyone knows about but he still tries to maintain his dignity. I like his acceptance of his role in society. Where as the other characters all wanted something more, and they can't have it.
In the end I liked the movie, just not all that much. It is a good movie to rent on DVD.
I give The Great Gatsby an e - Entertaining.
You may like it for its visuals. You may even be part of the few who like the modern music sprinkled throughout. It can be a movie to like. I just don't see it ever becoming a classic. If you want a classic, read the book.
I think I will give the book one more shot, Old Sport!
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
Next Up.... Star Trek Into Darkness
Friday, May 3, 2013
The Return of Iron Man!!
Welcome!! Summer Legendary Movie Review has returned!!
We're kicking the year off properly with Iron Man 3!
It is crazy to think about how I started this whole review 5 years ago with Iron Man. This year we're going the distance!!
I actually saw Iron Man 3 in an advance 3D IMAX screening on Tuesday (three days before it opened), but I decided to hold off on my review until it was released. My reasoning? I hate spoilers!! I promise not to ever be a spoiler.
If you don't know how this review works, I will not post any spoilers to movies. I usually watch all the movies at the midnight showing, and then post the review the next day. The reviews basically tell you what I think of the overall movie watching experience. I give my honest opinion on whether you should see the movie or not. I will not leak any details. No spoilers!!
Let's get too it!
Iron Man 3
Best. Iron. Man. Ever!!
This film had a tough task. It had to follow the super popular Avengers from last summer. I don't think anyone thought it could get any better than the Avengers. Well..... Iron Man 3 decided to go ahead and try.
The best part about IM3 is that it continues in the time frame right after Avengers, but if doesn't piggyback itself on top of that popularity. This is a stand alone film. The story is its own. The plot takes Iron Man in a new direction. It shows the audience a new depth of Tony Stark.
Speaking of, let's talk about the man.... Robert Downey Jr.
He is the force that makes these films awesome! He is Tony Stark!! Once again, his performance is superb. I doubt these Iron Man movies would be as popular without his great vision for the character. He is able to be serious and funny at the same time. He makes you believe that this fictional character is a real person. RDJr is the perfect Tony Stark.
While talking about characters, you may want to pay close attention to the stupendous acting job done by Sir Ben Kingsley. I will only say that his voice will give you chills.
The story is action packed and it moves very quickly. I was surprised that when it was over that is was two hours plus. It did not feel that long and I wanted more.
In fact, I plan on seeing it again. Once again in 3D. This 3D thing is not a fad. It is not going away any time soon. Each film is getting better and better in 3D. Another reason is I purchased my own arc reactor but the UPS man didn't deliver it on time for the screening.
If I plan on seeing it again, then you should go see it also. Or go again if you already saw it.
Iron Man 3 gets an E - Exceptional!!
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
How long will Marvel continue to deliver great character driven movies? From what I saw in IM3, I believe Marvel will continue to roll out these stand alone films that will tie together for another Avengers movie until the public loses interest in the characters. That might be a really long time.
For a long time comic book fan like myself, this superhero movie era has been spectacular. I get to see all my favorite characters brought to life. I am excited for all the new phases of films yet to be released by Marvel Studios in the near future.
Next up The Great Gatsby.....
We're kicking the year off properly with Iron Man 3!
It is crazy to think about how I started this whole review 5 years ago with Iron Man. This year we're going the distance!!
I actually saw Iron Man 3 in an advance 3D IMAX screening on Tuesday (three days before it opened), but I decided to hold off on my review until it was released. My reasoning? I hate spoilers!! I promise not to ever be a spoiler.
If you don't know how this review works, I will not post any spoilers to movies. I usually watch all the movies at the midnight showing, and then post the review the next day. The reviews basically tell you what I think of the overall movie watching experience. I give my honest opinion on whether you should see the movie or not. I will not leak any details. No spoilers!!
Let's get too it!
Iron Man 3
Best. Iron. Man. Ever!!
This film had a tough task. It had to follow the super popular Avengers from last summer. I don't think anyone thought it could get any better than the Avengers. Well..... Iron Man 3 decided to go ahead and try.
The best part about IM3 is that it continues in the time frame right after Avengers, but if doesn't piggyback itself on top of that popularity. This is a stand alone film. The story is its own. The plot takes Iron Man in a new direction. It shows the audience a new depth of Tony Stark.
Speaking of, let's talk about the man.... Robert Downey Jr.
He is the force that makes these films awesome! He is Tony Stark!! Once again, his performance is superb. I doubt these Iron Man movies would be as popular without his great vision for the character. He is able to be serious and funny at the same time. He makes you believe that this fictional character is a real person. RDJr is the perfect Tony Stark.
While talking about characters, you may want to pay close attention to the stupendous acting job done by Sir Ben Kingsley. I will only say that his voice will give you chills.
The story is action packed and it moves very quickly. I was surprised that when it was over that is was two hours plus. It did not feel that long and I wanted more.
In fact, I plan on seeing it again. Once again in 3D. This 3D thing is not a fad. It is not going away any time soon. Each film is getting better and better in 3D. Another reason is I purchased my own arc reactor but the UPS man didn't deliver it on time for the screening.
If I plan on seeing it again, then you should go see it also. Or go again if you already saw it.
Iron Man 3 gets an E - Exceptional!!
Here is the new and improved rating system
L - Legendary
E - Exceptional
G - Gratifying
e - Entertained
n - Nugatory
d - Dreadful
How long will Marvel continue to deliver great character driven movies? From what I saw in IM3, I believe Marvel will continue to roll out these stand alone films that will tie together for another Avengers movie until the public loses interest in the characters. That might be a really long time.
For a long time comic book fan like myself, this superhero movie era has been spectacular. I get to see all my favorite characters brought to life. I am excited for all the new phases of films yet to be released by Marvel Studios in the near future.
Next up The Great Gatsby.....
Friday, July 20, 2012
The Fire Rises!!
Finally, the wait is over. The exciting conclusion to Christoper Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises has been released.
This movie is EPIC!! Running at 2 hours 45 minutes, this movie bookends the realistic Batman Universe created by Nolan. It is jammed packed with story, characters, locations, and action. It may sound like a long movie, but it moves quickly and you will enjoy trying to keep up.
The film takes place 8 years after the events in The Dark Knight. You should know all the characters by now so not much time is spent on Batman in the beginning of the film. You are instead introduced to the new characters like Bane, Selina Kyle, and John Blake. All this new characters are tied to Bruce Wayne in some way. Nolan's story has always been about how Bruce Wayne lives in this world he has created so it is not a surprise.
Christian Bale is excellent as both Bruce Wayne and Batman once again. I know everyone wants to see the Caped Crusader, but I really enjoy watching the evolution of Bruce Wayne. He keeps the emotional intensity high throughout the entire movie. I was very pleased with his performance.
Tom Hardy as Bane is magnificent. Bane is extremely intelligent, very strong with quick reflexes, and completely menacing. You'll be blown away on how quickly he moves in some action scenes. I have to give Tom Hardy a ton of credit. He has intensity, and he has to give a performance with only gestures and well timed facial expressions because he wears a mask throughout the entire film. I really liked his version of Bane. He is not a man to be trifled.
Anne Hathaway was better than expected. She plays Selina/Catwoman with more confidence and collectiveness than previous actresses. She is tough when needed and also witty when it calls for it.
Gary Oldman continues his great portrayal of Commissioner Gordon. I watch him and only see Gordon, not an actor.
The huge surprise is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He knocks it out of the park. His character is the lynchpin of the entire movie. Not going to spoil anything more than that.
TDKR is definitely L-Legendary status. The movie wraps up the three films nicely. It will take you on a ride with plenty of twist and turns. This is truly the end of the Dark Knight saga as we know it. I know WB and DC have plans on continuing the franchise, but it is going to be very difficult to even come close to what Nolan and Bale have created. I would suggest they leave it alone and have it become more that a movie. Have it become a Legend!!
This movie is EPIC!! Running at 2 hours 45 minutes, this movie bookends the realistic Batman Universe created by Nolan. It is jammed packed with story, characters, locations, and action. It may sound like a long movie, but it moves quickly and you will enjoy trying to keep up.
The film takes place 8 years after the events in The Dark Knight. You should know all the characters by now so not much time is spent on Batman in the beginning of the film. You are instead introduced to the new characters like Bane, Selina Kyle, and John Blake. All this new characters are tied to Bruce Wayne in some way. Nolan's story has always been about how Bruce Wayne lives in this world he has created so it is not a surprise.
Christian Bale is excellent as both Bruce Wayne and Batman once again. I know everyone wants to see the Caped Crusader, but I really enjoy watching the evolution of Bruce Wayne. He keeps the emotional intensity high throughout the entire movie. I was very pleased with his performance.
Tom Hardy as Bane is magnificent. Bane is extremely intelligent, very strong with quick reflexes, and completely menacing. You'll be blown away on how quickly he moves in some action scenes. I have to give Tom Hardy a ton of credit. He has intensity, and he has to give a performance with only gestures and well timed facial expressions because he wears a mask throughout the entire film. I really liked his version of Bane. He is not a man to be trifled.
Anne Hathaway was better than expected. She plays Selina/Catwoman with more confidence and collectiveness than previous actresses. She is tough when needed and also witty when it calls for it.
Gary Oldman continues his great portrayal of Commissioner Gordon. I watch him and only see Gordon, not an actor.
The huge surprise is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He knocks it out of the park. His character is the lynchpin of the entire movie. Not going to spoil anything more than that.
TDKR is definitely L-Legendary status. The movie wraps up the three films nicely. It will take you on a ride with plenty of twist and turns. This is truly the end of the Dark Knight saga as we know it. I know WB and DC have plans on continuing the franchise, but it is going to be very difficult to even come close to what Nolan and Bale have created. I would suggest they leave it alone and have it become more that a movie. Have it become a Legend!!
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Amazing Spider-Man
Rebooting movies is it good or bad?
Thanks to the success of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, movie studios are thinking it is a great idea. Everything is getting reboot treatment. Warner Bros is already planning for the second Batman franchise reboot after Nolan wraps up his trilogy with The Dark Knight Rises, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
The Amazing Spider-Man is the latest reboot to be released. Many were not sure that the Spider-Man franchised needed a reboot. Spider-Man 3 was released 5 years ago. It was still very popular property for Columbia Pictures. So why retell the story?
Easy answer... to change the tone. The previous Spider-Man movies were humorous, exciting, and at moments campy. This new Spider-man is striving to be serious, emotionally intense, and suspenseful. ASM has a darker tone with a hint of realism. Comic book lovers no longer just want to see their beloved heroes live on the big screen. They also want a possibility that it could be part of reality.
You will be surprised how far the movie markers will push their reality. These characters are not inside comic books. I am not going into it any more so not to spoil the movie if you haven't seen it yet. You understand what I mean when you see it.
I like Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker. You will see a more modern view of "Midtown High's Professional Wallflower". Not just a geeky nerd, he is more of a loner that is into more than just science. He is a skateboarder, and a smart-ass. He walks around with his earbuds in his ears. He doesn't want to share his existence with his classmates, and he is ok with that. Maybe he speaks his mind at inappropriate times. Yet that is what makes him relatable.
Emma Stone was great as Gwen Stacy. She was cute and smart, yet I felt her character was passed over and not seen as much as was needed. Hoping her role expands as the foreseeable sequels are made.
I was really surprised by the Lizard. He wasn't just an uncontrollable monster. He was quick, smart, menacing, and at times slightly terrifying. I was relieved by this because I did have my fears that this character wasn't going to live up to his potential. Rhys Ifans did a great job as Curt Conners/The Lizard. His performance transforms along with his character, and that is great because he should be both characters not just the Dr. and the CGI.
Emma Stone was great as Gwen Stacy. She was cute and smart, yet I felt her character was passed over and not seen as much as was needed. Hoping her role expands as the foreseeable sequels are made.
I was really surprised by the Lizard. He wasn't just an uncontrollable monster. He was quick, smart, menacing, and at times slightly terrifying. I was relieved by this because I did have my fears that this character wasn't going to live up to his potential. Rhys Ifans did a great job as Curt Conners/The Lizard. His performance transforms along with his character, and that is great because he should be both characters not just the Dr. and the CGI.
I am a huge Spider-Man fan so some may think my opinion be a bit bias. Maybe it is, but I also know good movies when I see them. If a movie sucks, I will concede to the fact even if I liked the film. So my review is not just fanboy praise. This movie will pave the way to bigger and even better Spider-Man films. I can't wait!!
'Nuf said!!
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Snow White and The Huntsman
You may have remembered this film in glorious Technicolor
Well this new movie is not your mother's Snow White.
Snow White and the Huntsman is yet another 'retelling' of the legendary story. It wants to be tougher, grittier version, but I'm not sure if it gets that accomplished. I felt that the makers of this movie wanted to make two movies, but they didn't have completely enough material so they just jammed everything into this one. In doing so, I feel that there was no character development what so ever for any character. I didn't care what happened to anyone. Some characters die yet I had no time to even grow a connection to care.
Whether or not you like Kristen Stewart, I just can't watch her act. She always has the same look on her face, where she drops her jaw and slightly opens her mouth. All I do is just stare at her two buck teeth. It also seemed that there were way to many shots of just her face in the movie. Also her character goes from naive girl to badass warrior in flip of a switch. No training. No coaxing. She's ready to go; she's ready to lead an attack. Don't worry about it.
Also thanks to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, little people are now being replaced by normal people for dwarf roles in fantasy movies. This must really piss off Peter Dinklage. I like how this was done in the LOTR, but if they start doing this in every movie, then audiences may start to bore of it.
So this retelling is suppose to make you believe that Snow White could be more than a fairy tale. They even added a big battle scene (which was very short) and war to help make it feel more realistic. Yet they give you no reason to care if they win the battle other that Snow White is goooood and Evil Queen is baaaad. There needed to be some heart felt conflict. Some type of realization point that the Evil Queen needs to be defeated by Snow White. There are so many things I want to tell you about this movie that just doesn't make any since, but I promised that I will not give out spoilers.
Instead I will suggest you see Snow White and the Huntsman, but you may want to wait for the DVD release. I give it l - Lame. It was almost Entertaining but I just can't get pass how they tried to jam so much into the movie. Although, the film making was beautiful. Some of the scenes were amazingly crafted, yet there was no substance within the story to help.
Side note - Why would anyone want to watch a Katy Perry in 3D?
Well this new movie is not your mother's Snow White.
Snow White and the Huntsman is yet another 'retelling' of the legendary story. It wants to be tougher, grittier version, but I'm not sure if it gets that accomplished. I felt that the makers of this movie wanted to make two movies, but they didn't have completely enough material so they just jammed everything into this one. In doing so, I feel that there was no character development what so ever for any character. I didn't care what happened to anyone. Some characters die yet I had no time to even grow a connection to care.
Whether or not you like Kristen Stewart, I just can't watch her act. She always has the same look on her face, where she drops her jaw and slightly opens her mouth. All I do is just stare at her two buck teeth. It also seemed that there were way to many shots of just her face in the movie. Also her character goes from naive girl to badass warrior in flip of a switch. No training. No coaxing. She's ready to go; she's ready to lead an attack. Don't worry about it.Also thanks to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, little people are now being replaced by normal people for dwarf roles in fantasy movies. This must really piss off Peter Dinklage. I like how this was done in the LOTR, but if they start doing this in every movie, then audiences may start to bore of it.
So this retelling is suppose to make you believe that Snow White could be more than a fairy tale. They even added a big battle scene (which was very short) and war to help make it feel more realistic. Yet they give you no reason to care if they win the battle other that Snow White is goooood and Evil Queen is baaaad. There needed to be some heart felt conflict. Some type of realization point that the Evil Queen needs to be defeated by Snow White. There are so many things I want to tell you about this movie that just doesn't make any since, but I promised that I will not give out spoilers.
Instead I will suggest you see Snow White and the Huntsman, but you may want to wait for the DVD release. I give it l - Lame. It was almost Entertaining but I just can't get pass how they tried to jam so much into the movie. Although, the film making was beautiful. Some of the scenes were amazingly crafted, yet there was no substance within the story to help.
Side note - Why would anyone want to watch a Katy Perry in 3D?
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